8.30.2010

THE BITCH LIST!

Ripped from the pages of AskMen.com, I thought it would be interesting to post their list entitled TOP TEN SIGNS SHE'S A BITCH. Some behaviors described on the list are really kind of obvious, but perhaps not so much for all men? I will admit to never completely understanding what makes men tick (hence my visit to the AskMen website in the first place), but it's hard to imagine any of these behaviors would go unnoticed.

Number 10
She is self-centered
To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.

Number 9
She criticizes everything about you
Shaming is a common tactic women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, then rely on her to do things "right." Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So she nags about everything you say and do.

Number 8
She's cold-hearted
A bitch is typically amoral, adhering minimally to the ethical codes of society while transgressing those that are inconvenient to her. She dismisses civility for her own gains. She's manipulative and scheming, always looking for underhanded ways of taking advantage of people or even hurting them. And as proof that she lacks a woman's gentle soul, she never cries or shows soft emotion.

Number 7
She expects to be treated like a queen
A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, and typically given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She consistently expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens to their requests. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she begin to get a clue.

Number 6
She slights you in bed
You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur.

Number 5 - She treats people like trash
Number 4 - She never pays
Number 3 - She bosses you around
Number 2 - She embarrasses you in public
Number 1 - She flirts with other men

For more details on 1 thru 5 click here . AskMen.com's answer for men who identify with the list is to simply "Ditch the Bitch".

Naturally, after reading the list, I thought it only fair that someone write a similar list pertaining to men. But these top ten apply to men just as much as they do to women, right? None of these behaviors would be a lot of fun to tolerate from anyone. What do you think?

1 comment:

  1. Any one of those are enough that I would not want to be around her long enough to find out the rest. I would sure like to hear your or your followers suggestions as to what might make a similar list for men.

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