Come on people, she's well over 60 years old. It's about time we face the truth about Barbie. I'd give almost anything to have that decolletage, and I think the fact that she doesn't cover her gray speaks volumes to her level of self confidence. Okay, so less may be more when it comes to her make-up, but who am I to try to pull off a Barbie make-over? Under the circumstances, I think the old girl is holding up rather nicely. Anyone who has kept her weight down the way Barbie has, is a frikin SHERO in my book. I wonder if she still drinks Vodka Stingers and drives that plastic pink convertible.
Next week I'll be featuring Ken. I'm still trying to get my hands on a copy of his mug-shot from his Malibu arrest back in 99. A cross between Mel Gibson and Nick Nolte...... yikes!
