Cook me, Gordon.
Subject me to your mes en plas!
Butter me up and braise me to tenderloin.
Baste me to a spicy euphoria, then leave me to simmer
while you fill my
while you fill my
kitchen thick with steamy seasonings.
Call me Crazy, but I think Gordon Ramsay is sexy! Mind you, my concept of sexy has morphed over time, as have many other of my concepts about life.
Gordon isn't pretty, but he's smart, confident, passionate, talented and he can COOK! Therefore, in my twisted little book, Gordon's HOT!
Gordon isn't pretty, but he's smart, confident, passionate, talented and he can COOK! Therefore, in my twisted little book, Gordon's HOT!
I'm not overlooking the fact that he too has earned a place on the very long list of famous husbands who cheat on their wives. I'm only ignoring it for the sake of measuring his hot factor, because no matter how hot a guy is, the "schmekel" factor will most always prevail.
