Showing posts with label Academy Awards Show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Academy Awards Show. Show all posts

2.26.2011

POOR OLD OSCAR!

Oh Joy! The Oscars are upon us once again, my favorite star-studded ceremony of them all. I’m a bit of a junkie for award shows, but Oscar night is preeminent, the mother-load. When possible I tune in at 5:00PM and try not to miss a lick to the bitter end at 11:00PM.

If you’ve been to my sandwich blog (http://www.samwich365.com/) you know I’m a huge cinema buff, and completely enamored with vintage Hollywood in particular. So when I heard about the program changes planned for this year’s Oscar production, my heart started to bleed a little.

Apparently, the show as we know it has lacked in ratings for several years, and the powers that be are concerned the audience has grown too old. Typical Hollywood mentality!

So in an effort to attract a more youthful and culturally relevant Oscar following, producers will forsake tradition this year and implement change.

Out with old fashioned comedic genius’ like Billy Crystal or Robin Williams, and In with carefully contrived (likely pre-recorded) banter between Anne Hathaway, 28 and James Franco, 32 who, with all due respect, I doubt have ever written or told a joke in their lives.

Out with the antiquated film montage paying honor to the completely original creators of Hollywood magic, and In with an elementary school choir from Staten Island?

Out with the luxoriously decked-out stage... so cliché, and In with computer generated backdrops created by a present-day techno geek, not some long-standing, gifted professional set designer, how passé. Maybe next year all the nominees can Skype in their acceptance speeches from home.

I may be jumping the gun here, and most certainly owe the Oscar folks the benefit of doubt, but wrapping my head around this much change in Academy Award tradition may prove to be more than this old lady can take.

Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy Sunday!

3.09.2010

The Bitch Slap Awards!

I love watching the Academy Awards show and the red carpet scene outside the theatre. Like most women I have an opinion about how everyone is dressed, and this year was no different. Queen Latifah looked fabulous, so did Penelope Cruz, Sandra Bullock, Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet. The big Standouts for me were Vera Farmiga in her ruffled Marchesa gown and Jennifer Lopez wearing some wonderful Armani creation, and Honey, was she w e a r i n it!

On the opposite end of the spectrum was Mariah Carey wearing a dress two sizes too small. I like Mariah (since she married Nick) but I'm really tired of seeing her tits and wonder why she's so intent on leading with them. Running neck and neck with Mariah were Nicole Richie, Sarah Jessica Parker and worst of all, Molly Ringwald. Shame on whom ever lied to her and let her go out looking like that!

There's always a lot of buzz about best dressed, worst dressed, best speech, etc. but in my opinion we need to add another award to the mix called the "who needs to be bitch slapped" award. My picks? Elinor Burkett, the obnoxious slob-of-a-woman who hijacked Roger Ross Williams' acceptance speech for best documentary short. Sandy Powell, the costume designer whose acceptance speech and outfit made me gag, and finally, Kathy Ireland who made me and everyone else more uncomfortable with every red carpet interview she tried to conduct, JEEZUS!

Oh and just a couple more items worth mentioning were Niel Patrick Harris' opening number. It was in my opinion completely unnecessary and incongruous to the rest of the show. And I'm so glad Avatar didn't win for best picture, I think James Cameron is an egotistic fat cat, richer than God, blockbusting braggart! I'm just sayin!