3.07.2011

HORNY SISTERS, HOT NUTS & BREAKFAST SAUSAGE!

Eating birthday cake last Friday was not a terrific idea, but a festive mood, great dinner and two birthday drinks weakened my resolve, so I gave in to a generous piece of carrot cake, my favorite. Two hours later, as I drifted off to sleep my body began a punishing retribution which persisted through the night and into this morning.

Sleep deprived, I got out of bed around 8:00 and slid into the easy chair. Coffee cup in one hand and TV remote in the other, I began to sip, and then flip through each channel in search of nothing in particular. I caught the tail end of “The Soup”, a program that highlights absurd moments seen on other television shows, and then a program called “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” came on.

For reasons unknown, I stayed on the channel and within seconds was stunned into a reality stupor! Kourtney and Kim are the sisters Kardashian, beautiful, rich and apparently very, very horny.

In the opening scene, cameras follow K & K as they walk down a bustling New York street. Kourtney spies a street vendor and says “Oh look, nuts, let’s stop and buy some”. They approach the vendor, “Can we please buy some nuts; we love them hot, especially in our mouths”. “Oh they’re so nice and hot”! They continue down the street calling out to passing strangers, “Anybody like hot nuts, we love them, especially in our mouths” In the scenes that followed:

*Kim just out of bed with her boyfriend listens to her sister having sex in the adjoining room.

* The sisters play suggestively with breakfast sausage and shortly after that, a banana.

* Kourtney’s boyfriend hollers to a passing police officer, “Hey, if I go down on my girlfriend right here on the street, will I be arrested?” The couple opts for a fitness center instead of the street and go there to have sex.

*The couple ducks into a public restroom and has sex again.

*The foursome goes bowling and rule that if boys win, they go down on the girls, and if girls win, they go down on the boys.

Mind you, this was within THE FIRST 10 MINUTES of the program. What in the hell is going on here, did I stumble onto a porn channel?

Is this slutty, smutty, inane, pathetic and stupid show for real? Do people really sit in their living rooms and deliberately watch this tripe more than once? Am I so completely out of touch with popular culture that I’m missing the entertainment value here?

I understand the concept that sex sells, but unless you’re selling it within the margins of good taste, it’s just trash! Can I get a witness?






14 comments:

  1. WOW! I'm so glad I missed that! I don't know what's happening with our new culture myself, the lack of moral decency, and with censorship pretty much non existent, I think it's only going to get worse. How proud these parents must be. I think after beating my kid withing an inch of their lives, I'd have to hide under a rock to avoid the humiliation their acts would bring on my family! And themselves, if they had any sense of dignity.

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  2. Al I have to say is yuk!! How do these people get on TV and why did you not change the channel??...lol...Thanks for stopping by TrulySimplyPink As for your question-what's a meme...as far as I can tell it is just another name for a blog hop...you join in and your blog link gets added to the others and you post about it on your site and the list is on yours and you visit others and they visit you...etc...
    Pinkim!

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  3. Laurie, great question there. The mother in this case is 100% behind the show, and if she could, she'd likely be on the band wagon with them. It's amazing and I'm afraid to know who the demographic is that watches. Thanks for chiming in.

    PINKIM, You are welcome, I loved your blog and am glad I spent a little time there. Yeah, a big YUK factor here. And by the way, I did change the channel, but unfortunattly those 10 minutes are still raddling around in my brain. Thanks for visiting.

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  4. Mmmmm! Anything to get on TV these days.
    Unfortunately some people must be watching these regularly to still be on TV.

    I enjoy ur blog and I have an award for you here
    http://dizzycslittlebookblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/award.html

    carol

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  5. well...you got that right. I have never missed TV since I decided to save the money on cable. But when I am out of town, in a hotel I run through the channels, and wonder, is this network? What is going on here? I will stick to my 50's movies on DVD and Seinfeld. Just watched one of those silly Doris Day movies--always makes me laugh.

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  6. Dizzy C.. thanks for the award, but I don't think I did it right. Straighten me out, will ya?

    Deila, I'm with you! I love those movies and practically live on them. Thanks for stoppin in. You're awesome

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  7. New follower from Totally Tuesday! Nice to meet you:)

    Laura
    www.agoddessoffrugality.com

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  8. Hi, I am your new follower from Totally Tuesday BH.

    Hope you can follow me back at Kids e-Connection

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  9. Thanks for participating in the Good Friends Click Blog Hop! New follower! I have lots of giveaways ending Thursday and I would love a follow back!

    Janel
    http://www.amomstake.com

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  10. Wow! Anything for attention, these girls- I tell ya.

    Hey I wanted to say thank you for stopping by and participating in my new blog hop. I am following your blog.

    Vickie

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  11. Vile is all I can say. I had came by from the hop and I will follow you on GFC as I like your blog and I like how you tell how it is.

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  12. Wow Kerri- mention sex or dessert and you get lots of hits, at least on my food blog I do LOL

    I missed that one, but noticed the one or two before it has suggestive talk at their breakfast table. To be honest it pisses me off people like this get reality tv shows! Like they need this attention.

    Okay end of rant. I could go one, but I will spare you LOL

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  13. Too funny!!!! It's crazy what people will do for notoriety. Apparently if you have a litter of children, money, or shock value you automatically get a show. It's like a side of fries in the fauxlebrity world. Following you from One Busy Chick!

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  14. I guess we are 'dating' ourselves by being moral and keeping it in the bedroom! I'll gladly take that title over "slutty, smutty, inane, pathetic and stupid" haha!

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